Confessional game

Here's your big chance to tell the world, and me... and still keep it a secret.

The Rules:

• Post 3 statements. (Not essays, statements.)
• Number them - 1, 2, 3 - because I said so.
• Each of the statements will describe a humiliating experience, as if it happened to you.
• One must be something true that has actually happened to you.
• The other two must not be true.
• They must all be plausible.
• No mention of people under 18 (including yourself), or animals, or actual rape. (Yes, that should be obvious but we know what you little sub-humans are like.)
• Think before you post. Once you've posted it, it's there for me, and others to see.
• Anyone can comment on the contributions

So, take your hand off your puny little cock, put it on the keyboard (and what a filthy, nasty keyboard it is), and...

Confess.